Jeffrey Epstein started sex trafficking girls as early as 2002, federal investigations and charges specifically describing his abuse and trafficking of underage girls between 2002 and 2005
2003: Trump’s name is listed among dozens of Mr. Epstein’s acquaintances who were asked to contribute birthday messages for the leather-bound book in 2003.
In that book, Trump’s signed note within a sketch of a naked woman: “A pal is a wonderful thing. Happy birthday - and may every day be another wonderful secret”
Not every name in the Epstein files identifies a pedophile. The names of Trump’s victims and the victims of every other pedophile who was an Epstein customer are also in the files. Redact the names of the victims and RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES.
This is happening. There’s no doubt about it now. MAGA media already starting to “rehabilitate” Maxwell. Truly disgusting. REPOST and make sure everyone knows that they are covering up for pedophiles. We can't let them get away with this.
The Dumbocrats could learn a lot from South Park as to how to deal with America's Monster and fucked-up, faked-up politics in the Disunited States of America!
DAVID G GUTHRIE is a 60+ year old man who brutally raped my son, 12 at the time, in the boys bathroom from 2018-2020 when he attended Einstein Middle School in Shoreline Wa. He taught in the Shoreline school district # SSD 412 beginning in 1995. He also worked at Shorewood High School.
An attorney stated his grooming was advanced making it highly likely there are other victims. Please dm me if you’d like to join a class action.
"...in other words, the most fanciful delusions of the West, that war is the highest human endeavor, are based upon cowardly losers. Empires NEVER survive; resistance ALWAYS survives."
“The Obama scandal isn’t working this time to protect Trump.”
Felix:
“Tell Melania the next time you see her at pole dancing class to just scream ‘BENGHAZI!’ It’s like the Republicans’ nuclear option.”
Stephanie:
“If they reach for Hillary’s emails again, they’ve officially jumped the shark.”
Felix:
“I would’ve told her myself, but I didn’t want to interrupt the class. She’s teaching it now.”
Stephanie:
“Honestly? I’m not mad. She’s giving me a career option for when this country fully collapses.
Nancy Reagan gave us ‘Just Say No.’ Barbara Bush gave us literacy.
Melania’s out here giving us free pole dancing certification with a focus on upper-body strength and regime change.
That’s the First Lady glow-up we didn’t know we needed.”
✍️ Author’s Note
Yes, this comment is in character—because the characters in Accidentally Sideways™ are very real to me.
They’re not just written. They live here now.
The story doesn’t stop when the credits roll—it staggers into your comment section in heels, holding a martini and a minor grudge.
✨ Felix is the gay superhero America’s been waiting for—armed with emotional clarity, questionable slap control, and unstoppable cheekbone energy.
🌪️ Stephanie once escaped a kidnapping with her Oscar de la Renta earring that she used to pick the lock. She reorganized the trunk and tells everyone she was “just detained.” She’s a storm in lip gloss.
💋 Alta is the maternal fashion icon this world never deserved but desperately needed. Her Jimmy Choos have their own legal team.
🍝 David is a buffet villain with unearned emotional depth and fully weaponized cluelessness.
🪞 The author? Fabulous on clearance. Dyslexic superpower.
Like a deranged Roomba dragging a cat toy behind it, I’m just trying to find my way home—making detours through heartbreak, humor, and hot glue.
Every reply, every meltdown, every glimmer of gay chaos? It’s all part of the show. These are episodic, slightly unhinged, and proudly Script-Coms™.
🎧 Come find us wherever stories live: Substack, Spotify, Apple Podcasts—anywhere you devour content.
Because here, found family isn’t just a theme—it’s a genre.
And honey?
You belong here.
I had to invent Script-Coms™ because flash fiction can’t do what I can do in 20 words.
Yes! Well said. I laughed my ass off.
Woo-hoo…loved it!
Jeffrey Epstein started sex trafficking girls as early as 2002, federal investigations and charges specifically describing his abuse and trafficking of underage girls between 2002 and 2005
2003: Trump’s name is listed among dozens of Mr. Epstein’s acquaintances who were asked to contribute birthday messages for the leather-bound book in 2003.
In that book, Trump’s signed note within a sketch of a naked woman: “A pal is a wonderful thing. Happy birthday - and may every day be another wonderful secret”
What’s your secret Donald?
Not every name in the Epstein files identifies a pedophile. The names of Trump’s victims and the victims of every other pedophile who was an Epstein customer are also in the files. Redact the names of the victims and RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES.
Fucking BRILLIANT!!!
This is happening. There’s no doubt about it now. MAGA media already starting to “rehabilitate” Maxwell. Truly disgusting. REPOST and make sure everyone knows that they are covering up for pedophiles. We can't let them get away with this.
https://mdavis19881.substack.com/p/epstein-vii-is-trump-prepping-a-hail
The Dumbocrats could learn a lot from South Park as to how to deal with America's Monster and fucked-up, faked-up politics in the Disunited States of America!
DAVID G GUTHRIE is a 60+ year old man who brutally raped my son, 12 at the time, in the boys bathroom from 2018-2020 when he attended Einstein Middle School in Shoreline Wa. He taught in the Shoreline school district # SSD 412 beginning in 1995. He also worked at Shorewood High School.
An attorney stated his grooming was advanced making it highly likely there are other victims. Please dm me if you’d like to join a class action.
❤️❤️❤️
"...in other words, the most fanciful delusions of the West, that war is the highest human endeavor, are based upon cowardly losers. Empires NEVER survive; resistance ALWAYS survives."
https://griobhtha1.substack.com/p/romans-spartans-zionists-and-slavery
I would have missed this. Rock on South Park!
Colbert South Park mashup
All thi crap is disgusting 🤮
And paramount plus
#Epstein
#TrumpAdministration
Stephanie:
“The Obama scandal isn’t working this time to protect Trump.”
Felix:
“Tell Melania the next time you see her at pole dancing class to just scream ‘BENGHAZI!’ It’s like the Republicans’ nuclear option.”
Stephanie:
“If they reach for Hillary’s emails again, they’ve officially jumped the shark.”
Felix:
“I would’ve told her myself, but I didn’t want to interrupt the class. She’s teaching it now.”
Stephanie:
“Honestly? I’m not mad. She’s giving me a career option for when this country fully collapses.
Nancy Reagan gave us ‘Just Say No.’ Barbara Bush gave us literacy.
Melania’s out here giving us free pole dancing certification with a focus on upper-body strength and regime change.
That’s the First Lady glow-up we didn’t know we needed.”
✍️ Author’s Note
Yes, this comment is in character—because the characters in Accidentally Sideways™ are very real to me.
They’re not just written. They live here now.
The story doesn’t stop when the credits roll—it staggers into your comment section in heels, holding a martini and a minor grudge.
✨ Felix is the gay superhero America’s been waiting for—armed with emotional clarity, questionable slap control, and unstoppable cheekbone energy.
🌪️ Stephanie once escaped a kidnapping with her Oscar de la Renta earring that she used to pick the lock. She reorganized the trunk and tells everyone she was “just detained.” She’s a storm in lip gloss.
💋 Alta is the maternal fashion icon this world never deserved but desperately needed. Her Jimmy Choos have their own legal team.
🍝 David is a buffet villain with unearned emotional depth and fully weaponized cluelessness.
🪞 The author? Fabulous on clearance. Dyslexic superpower.
Like a deranged Roomba dragging a cat toy behind it, I’m just trying to find my way home—making detours through heartbreak, humor, and hot glue.
Every reply, every meltdown, every glimmer of gay chaos? It’s all part of the show. These are episodic, slightly unhinged, and proudly Script-Coms™.
🎧 Come find us wherever stories live: Substack, Spotify, Apple Podcasts—anywhere you devour content.
Because here, found family isn’t just a theme—it’s a genre.
And honey?
You belong here.
I had to invent Script-Coms™ because flash fiction can’t do what I can do in 20 words.
🔗 linktr.ee/IFelixYou
And if you’re willing to consume this strange world, maybe I’ll become accidentally fabulous™.
👍👏 🤣🤣🤣